I feel like Syracuse’s mascot could be a suspect in dozens of unsolved sex crimes.

My grandfather drank Moxie. he did this not because he liked the taste but it was the one thing his kids and grandkids wouldn’t drink it cause it was disgusting.

“It’s EOVER”

“Here’s the reaction from a UMBC-area bar.”

Finally, a subject I’m well versed in. What questions can I answer for you, good sir? To get ahead of some of your questions, yes, I do drink a lot. Yes, I regret ever becoming a Jets fan. Yes, questionable decisions have been an MO of mine for a long time. Lastly, yes, I am a fat guy but I am not italian.

I’ll grant the lady this much: by backing up at the end, she produced the first evidence I have ever seen of reverse racism.

12th man hates 13th amendment.

Here, I put together a reel of my 15 favorite Jim Nantz NCAA tournament moments:

You think the Twin have what it takes to get knocked out by the Yankees in the first round again?

Leach has always been inconsistent. He kicked a kid off his Texas Tech team just because his dad had killed a bunch of hookers. Not cool.

Well, the Royals can say what they want but if Yordano Ventura had stayed at home and watched porn he’d still be alive today. And, possibly, with a better grip on his slider.

My parents lost their shit when Steppin’ Wolf played the county fair and I rolled my eyes and whined.

I think Goodell honestly just wants to know which of the two he should invest in.

Tough decision. His heart is between a rock and a hard place.

Oh man, the CTE is already ravaging his mind. This is sad news.

Good reminder from Newton that for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.

This is his least racist tweet in months

Check your logic, man. All people with soul patches are douchebags, but not all douchebags have soul patches.

This is exactly how I feel whenever I see a picture of Jared Kushner.

I did a montage where I impersonated Jim Calhoun being an iconic asshole in 13 different postgame news conferences but did Deadspin want to post that nooooooo