This headline is universal.

This looks like it was designed by a 14 year old from 1997 who was paid with a 12 pack of Surge.

Goose Gossage.

Ding Dang Call-Your-Momma-The-House-is-on-Fire Mean Keen Green Beans with Cherry Fuck-You Sauce for Dippin’™

He died as he lived. Burning gas.

“Capt Balderrama: McClendon went left of center traveling at a high rate of speed, collided into bridge wall, car engulfed in flames @NewsOK”

Oh, sorry. I meant to type a ‘b’ for ‘bucko.’ I have wide fingers.

This Rick Reilly Thing Sucks So Much

With a sad looking face like that, he ought to be on one of those NFL “No More” campaign posters....

In fact:

Let’s not forget Ian Desmond:

Meanwhile, John Farrell keeps referring to Pablo Sandoval as ‘Rolls’.

I can sympathize, I never scored when I was in high school either :(

Being wrong and lacking facts /=\ Having a life.

Dude had two 5 WAR seasons and two more season above 2.5 WAR as a Giant.

Like most sports fans your understadning of the definition of ‘mediocre’ is well...mediocre.

And like most Giants fans, you probably weren’t paying attention during those two 5 WAR seasons. They were in 2009 and 2011...odd years...so you probably…

What distance could a football be punted by you?

I’m so glad you were able to bring your fantasy team into this.

Considering it’s Maryland, we should probably just be thankful they’re no longer using eight-balls.

You supported Dick Cheney in another post. Your opinion is irrelevant.

Well, at least it’s not the worst thing to fall out of a Bengal’s pickup truck.

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