A deeply mediocre team quarterbacked by Nick Foles isn’t exactly a big draw for the citizens of Los Angeles

*See’s Drew is in the Bay Area*
*Starts to think of great places he should check out*
*Realizes Drew there for the Super Bowl and probably isn’t going to see anything beyond NFL sanctioned locations*
*Types: “Enjoy ruining my hometown, you corporate sponsored shit hag!”*
*Realizes that hundreds of thousands of tech nerds…

You are correct, it wasn’t a “rubber match” not because of your understanding but because it was between two Catholic schools.

You hate everything.

I have to disagree. I believe The Police are good.

Hey! The Police are actually good! I don’t care for Sting’s solo stuff, but c’mon! The Police are good.

Everyone thought it was great until they remembered the number of times they’ve played beer pong at his house.

Toronto police don’t have any complaints filed related to the incident, but the NBA and Clippers plan to investigate what happened, according to Amick.

“If a major 8+ Richter Scale earthquake hit the Bay Area an hour before SB 50, does the game go on? What if it’s at kickoff, halftime or whenever?”

Don’t you mean, “if you own a company and pay your employees to deliver food during a terrible snowstorm, you are a terrible person”?

“I’m not sexist, but...”
“I’m not racist, but...”
“I don’t mean to be rude, but...”
“Ohmygod Becky look at her, but...”

HEY! LAY OFF ROVELL, DAMN IT!

NYC firefighters know that the Super Bowl is the place to be if you don’t want to see any jets.

Pictured: “AFC North team psychologist.”

It was a busy (and well-dressed) day at Sluggers, Inc.

Oof. +1

You are handsome. Don’t worry. It’s just a game.

Pen names aside, Drew’s writing has really improved.

“P.P.P.P.P.S. Teacher hits us when we make mistakes. Send help.”

“It’s All Happening!”—Kirk Cameron