No.  It wasn't. 

$200k in Buffalo

Trust me, it was bad hot.   

Yo, man.  Go back to Barstool. 

Germany Schaefer would like to have a word with you. 

But do spider monkeys exist?

Checks out. 

Still not a sport

You ask a lot of questions at various fan conventions, don’t you?

“New York has thrived under Cuomo.”

“I do too have a girlfriend! You don’t know her. She lives in Italy.”

Tom Hanks’ best performance? You know we’re not talking about Philadelphia, right?

This is also true.

“unless it’s A League Of Their Own, which even I know is a goddamn masterpiece”

Main Wang is a great name for a Men’s Rights metal band. I’m not saying that genre should exist, but if it did, Main Wang would headline Fedorapalooza.

“force overtime against Villanova in the Jackrabbits’ first-round matchup tonight at Notre Dame.”

You sound like a first year law student.

Check your logic, man. All people with soul patches are douchebags, but not all douchebags have soul patches.

What do you mean “if” you were a douchebag?

I really wish Rick Pitino had kept his pants shut.