Syracuse Salt Potatoes are better.

What is “sun”?

Nope. But I will say Bobby Grich deserves another look.

Ted Simmons deserved it more than Jack Morris did.

Alright, man. I got it.

I stand corrected. This seems to be a deeply rooted historical beef.

Is there some kind of bear-vs-fox beef I’m not aware of?

“We don’t know exactly what we’re doing.”

Western Virginia? You mean Virginia Tech?

I see what you’re trying to say, but this is what Deadspin had to say on this issue. For the record, I agree with Deadspin:

Deadspin when it’s right: “ESPN should be condemned for segments like Jacked Up that glorify head trauma.”

I hate you.

Stick to sports!

“I don’t care who you are, king— whatever you call yourself, king, queen, princess—whatever you are.”

Why is the video in slow motion?

Little known fact: Lake Independence was known as French Lake until 2003.

“Anyway, Donald gets wind of it and steals all their food.”

There’s no way Nike is paying for it’s child laborers to use Charmin. Scott is the absolute best they could hope for.

I’m getting a strong “first year law student” vibe from you.

The NBA doesn’t pay Nike. Nike pays the NBA. It’s more like shame on the NBA for taking the money with no regard for the quality of Nike’s product.