Let’s Remember Some Early 90's Royals:

I went to Syracuse. I live in Syracuse. Fuck Jim Boeheim. Maybe the most overrated coach in college history.

Do you have a magic grill that doesn’t require cleaning? Either way, you’re going to be cleaning and skillets are easier to clean than grills are.

Other than certain types of pizza, I’m really not sure what you could be cooking that requires dry-heat temperatures that high. If you’re talking about high temps for searing, cast iron on the stove works even better than a propane grill. As for fat drippings, do you have holes in the bottom of your pans, pots, and…

You know what has all of those advantages and performs just as well as your propane grill? Your oven and stove.

I got a ring in the D. The antibiotics cleared it up pretty fast.

There’s that famous Canadian sense of humor.

They’re getting better. Now there is only ONE team called the Rough Riders.

Stick to sports!

Something tells me that the Bills aren’t Trent’s biggest problem.

“Kirby Puckett just seems like a great dude.”

Alana de la Garza.

I’m happy for Rich Kotite, who will soon no longer be considered to have coached the worst team in Jets history.

Steve Coogan is a genius. This guy is a doofus.

Yes. Socialism. Nothing at all to do with a lunatic dictator suspending the Constitution, legislature, and civil rights. I guess we should all wait for the similar inevitable collapse in Sweden and Denmark.

“I have a theory.”

The best drug of all... freedom.

Shit. Completely misread the article. I’m now worried about Cal and his inevitable place on the Breitbart Enemy of Freedom Watchlist.

I hope Calvin has room on his mantel for the 2017 Ty Cobb Courage Award sponsored by Breitbart​ Media.