Tip. The. Can.

Introverts really need to stop telling everybody about how they’re introverts.

This is clearly the star item of the auction:

Syracuse AD Mark Coyle resigned today after just 10 month on the job in order to take Teague’s old position.

Still better than living in Dallas.

A watered down product of fading relevance being forced upon the rest of the world? I can't think of anything more American.

Jill Stein

Just remember: don't print those tickets at home, especially if you've never had a premium baseball experience before.

Sounds awesome.

This is actually a pretty good way to look at it.

The most surprising part of this story to me was that the team isn't called the Phoenix Coyotes anymore. This is how closely I follow hockey. I'm not proud of that.

I think this article should settle the debate:

Given that the Patriots have made the playoffs 13 of those 15 years, won 6 AFC Championships, and 4 Super Bowls, I don’t think they have had any chance to shed their bandwagon status.

Sounds like you have a fun, healthy marriage.

I’m a lifelong Patriots fan.

Thanks, Bill. I voted for you in 2000.

You have no idea what you're taking about, do you?

This shouldn’t be that surprising. If lax bros know about anything, it’s making bad decisions involving wild turkey.

You're just getting old, man.

Even God is sound asleep.