Manute Bol

How did you misspell but with a 5? That's innovation.

That picture at the top has me curious: what festival is the Stevie Ray Vaughan zombie playing?

The only one I can think of was the Rams trading up to get the first pick from the Jets in 1997.They didn’t give up a ton and got Orlando Pace, who anchored their line for more than a decade and is now legitimate Hall of Fame candidate.

He also owns E3 Meat Co.

What a coincidence. I named my toilet Manute and every time I take a shit, I refer to it as “dunking on Manute’s bowl.”

We all know what you mean by “misc. idk.”

I don't think Ice House and Red Dog count as microbrews.

But how do I explain Brandon Calvillo, one of the most popular - and realist - guys on social media?

Your MOM may not have landed the way I intended... because she’s fat... or I had sex with her... read into it what you wish.

Treehouse Records is great. I've bought a fair amount of stuff from them off Discogs. Their owner is all sorts of salty if you have any questions at all about an album, but they have a lot of good stuff.

I already knew there was shit on stage during a Michael McDonald concert.

What’s your point?

I’m not sure about Keith Haring being a “3rd tier” artist. He’s probably among the most famous American artists of the last 30-40 years.

That’s really uncalled for.

Jim Edmonds being in danger of dropping off the ballot is insane. I’m not completely sure he should be in the Hall of Fame, but it’s too close of a call for him to be eliminated in his first year of eligibility.

That's why I married someone older than me. Our music tastes can remain blissfully frozen in 1994.

This will always be remembered as the day I found out that I make more than Clinton Portis.

It's rough, man. I'm 33 and only very recently realized that the kids don't listen to Pavement anymore.

You're 35? That Yo La Tengo album cover makes you seem so young and vibrant!