This is heartwarming until you learn that the kid is in the middle of yelling “Fahk you! Celtics rule!”

“The Big Empty” is a good song, but there’s absolutely no way that it’s better than “Range Life.”

Thanks, man. I hope you enjoy your evening watching The Waterboy with the director’s commentary on.

That’s a fair point, but Sandler had Punch Drunk Love, which is a legitimately good movie and Funny People was watchable and had a coherent point of view. I’m not saying all of Rogen’s movies are terrible. I loved Super Bad and Knocked Up (I even thought Pineapple Express was pretty good) but the good ones are getting…

Have we finally reached the point where Seth Rogan is officially his generation’s Adam Sandler? They both started their careers with some promise only to waste it on a long string of shitty, boring, redundant movies featuring their equally unfunny friends.

I still think Wayne Fontes is the frontrunner to be Washington’s next coach.

Whatever. California residents see the Browns logo every time they look at their lawns.

What does this video of Stephen Malkmus have to do with Weird Al?

I really don’t understand why the Texans were so quick to trade Ryan Fitzpatrick for a 6th round pick. As a Jets fan, I’m happy that we have our first serviceable quarterback since Chad Pennington’s arm fell off, but I really don't get what Houston was thinking.

Don’t worry about it. I confuse Jim Carrey and Fannie Lou Hammer all the time.

As usual, Jack McCoy is displeased.

High Pockets Kelly is a disgrace.

The Jets are better.

The 49ers version of the 12th Man.

If he knew they couldn’t make an offer on a car with the odometer in km and has seen this problem before, why did he go through with the inspection and why did it take him 20 minutes to give you that information?

Dan Marino’s fake spike game in 1994. I'm still a Jets fan and I still believe in nothing.

everyone literally only eats potatoes...to accompany the potatoes, you could drink vodka that cost 50 cents per liter or water that you had to filter through a large contraption that would regularly fill itself with mold.

Ah. My apologies.

Close. It was Mark Dayton, not Jesse Ventura, being the badass, which is weird because Mark Dayton is most definitely not a badass:

What the hell? This is an outrage. An absolute outrage. We didn’t have jalapeno bacon mac and cheese when I went to UConn.