I KNEW Andy Warhol was still alive.

Artist rendering of scene at Oakland PF Chang’s.

Women be shopping.

Is your Google broken?

How ‘bout those Vikings?

The league, and football in general, would be better without them.

That seems inconvenient. First, there is minimal room between the back of one’s ass and the seat, making maneuvering difficult and increasing the likelihood of getting shit on the toilet seat. Second, the sitting method places your hand uncomfortably close to dirty shit water. Standing with a slight bend at the waist…

How do you wipe yours?

“I say it over and over. I want to win.”

Eric Decker has again failed to live up to his potential.

Nope. It was a regular Sunday game.

It must be really hard to cover tennis. Whites really all do look alike.

This guy made a bad choice. The NBA Draft is a terrible place to spend a night of your rumspringa.

Worst hackers in baseball.

This is the most questionable injury since Oscar Pistorius was sidelined with a strained calf.

Thank you, Mr. Berman.

You got bad feet

I didn’t know Larry the Cable Guy is such a big high school softball fan.

His physique is the inspiration for what will be his favorite call this year: Play-Doh.