I’m going to say this is a staged viral ad. It looks like the taco is steering into the car before he hits it.

Isn't boom operation irrelevant if you take out the dialogue?

As a Super Chunk fan from Connecticut, I have to say fuck you. They're the Hartford Whalers. All due respect and all.

That’s a jawline that looks like it was chiseled from stone.

Hilarious.

I would have given this a star if you hadn’t said “butthurt.”

It’s still better than Gonzaga’s player of the year award, which is also based on an iconic depiction of a former player: the Adam Morrison Fountain.

When scraping the hot oven, I highly recommend getting a pair of these. Protection from burns with no loss of dexterity.

Kicking and Screaming was great. It's a better 90's Gen-X movie than Reality Bites and it's also hilarious in parts.

He's still the best looking person in Syracuse.

"Welcome to the club, Zack. We've been expecting you."

I used to work at a non-profit with many mentally ill clients. This is exactly what all of their letters looked like.

He truly learned nothing from Tommy Jr.

So?

I saw a really solid documentary about post-enforcer life recently called "The Last Gladiators." It mostly focuses on Chris Nilan and his struggles after retiring. I highly recommend it and I think it's still on Netflix.

According to McDonald's, Grimace is "the embodiment of a milkshake." I guess choosing a giant purple lump as the essence of a milkshake is further proof of mainstream drug use in the 70's.

The Lone Jogger's partner in crime was this fucked-up four-armed version of Grimace. I'm really glad McDonald's got its shit together before I was sentient. Many nightmares avoided.

That's a hell of a sentence.

He's not a congressman - he's a state representative.