I don't think that means what you think it does.

"I'm never going to retire."

I just read that honor code. The question is, why would anyone want to go to this school? It sounds like a list of rules that my grandparents had when I visited them as a teenager.

Leauge? Clearly written by someone from Mississippi.

That technique is bound to result in some red skin.

The Tea Party just found their least favorite football player.

Deadspin is no better than ESPN.

These kids don't deserve law enforcement intervention. Pete Prisco got hit by a baseball in 6th grade and never called the police.

Yakult Swallows

This is actually pretty profound, Tom. A metaphor for the dark abyss of another Sabres season and long Buffalo winter.

"The Euromast's observation deck is 96m above the ground."

"Pick your poison."

Well, this accurately and succinctly sums up my last decade of pain.

Still not as impressive as Formosa Jones of the Providence Steam Roller jumping over three Stutz Bearcats in 1926.

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It's better than this big Dolphin ass.

"not becoming of a professional football player"

Center Nick Hardwick and safety Eric Weddle took as many snaps as Philip Rivers.

Not surprisingly, he didn't specify which 40-year-old.

"Frankly, you've wasted enough of my time already, Joan. I've got things to do!"