It makes sense. I mean, driving around in circles is a good description of the Braves' World Series appearances through most of the 90's.

I can't believe how many bandwagon Heat fans there are now.

Actually, I used it correctly.

I'm not questioning your sexual preferences. I'm saying that you are literally an idiot. In my experience, people who spend time talking about how they'd "hit it" are morons who rarely, if ever, have the opportunity to "hit it" with anyone.

You're an idiot.

"I'm guessing it will be a Heat game."

Long hair? Awkward throwing motion? Lack of gracefulness in the field? It's nice to see that Manny Ramirez found a job.

The solution here is clear: contact lenses.

A crack addiction would finally explain why he married a Kardashian.

"Chris Christie is now feuding with beets."

As a current pizza-delivery boy, I want to remind you that you are late for work.

He didn't hit the guy very hard... probably just winged him.

Because if you ain’t pissed off for greatness, that mean you okay with being mediocre.

What?

If the Bucs didn't want anyone else on the team to catch it, they should have just put Josh Freeman in charge.

Is it ever acceptable for college students to be starstruck around their particular school's star athlete?

"When I showed up at the Kansas City Star in 1994, I shook the entire Midwest and eventually the country."

This makes sense. I always thought most Wikipedia editors were dicks.

The killing animal stories are always, by far, the most boring parts of any Jambaroo/Funbag.