HOW COME SO MANY RICH AND SUCCESSFUL WOMEN HAVE HAD SEX WITH RICK SALOMON? Married to Shannen Doherty and Pamela Anderson and made a sex tape with Paris Hilton. Seriously, WHY?? He doesn't appear to have any redeeming qualities whatsoever.

Duh.

Don't give a fuck. Still love him.

This roast is his best career move.

Reminds me of this scene: (start at 1:45)

fashion people were really opposed to the idea of reality stars

The one in "It's A Wonderful Life" was way hotter.

Well, if we go by Joey Tribbiani's theory, they may be fucking in real life.

I don't think she's evil. I also don't necessarily think she's dumb, either. Just ignorant and surrounded by "Yes Men". She's got T.I., who is making a ton of money off of her, telling her she's doing nothing wrong. And Nick Young, who is fucking her, telling her she's doing nothing wrong. So she thinks, "Well, I've…

Those students of hers will always stay loyal, I guarantee it. 15 years from now they'll say, "Remember when Ms. Cagle stuffed us in that trunk? That was awesome." It's just how middle schoolers think.

They look a little Jew-y too. Could this be a southern Jewish mother? Now there's a combo right there.

LOVED THOSE!! They were surprisingly tasty, though.

LMFAO @ "It's an ad for Best Buy."

Yes, that is my favorite. "You do?!" What is going on where that woman is so pleasantly surprised about that?

Her Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus could use a little work, but everyone else was pretty spot on.

Exactly. There are many "perks" for adults who have sexual relations with underage teens; the adult has the power. They have more knowledge of the world and sex itself. For many of these people, sex with underage teens is preferable because it isn't as intimidating as sex with a grown woman. They aren't necessarily…

Too...much...nostalgia *clutches chest and keels over*

Also this.

Oh my. I had forgotten about him. How did I do that? He is delicious.

Anybody who doesn't understand the complexity of Reese Witherspoon clearly hasn't seen her in Freeway.