I always had a car. Plus I never wore heels outside of work.

Well that’s a bummer.

Of course I’d have sex with Justin Bieber. I’ve never had any particular fantasies about him (although I did have a sex dream about him one time) but I certainly would not kick him out of bed.

This seriously makes me want to vomit. No words.

“Do you even understand what ‘off the rack’ means??” -Rachel Green

As an ex-stripper, when men at the club would ask me if I ever got nervous dancing, my response was always, “When you’re topless, you can’t do anything wrong.”

I feel like she starts off with these really great ideas but then she goes completely overboard; like, “Oh, that’s so genius!...but wait...wait...STOP!” Almost like some kind of mania. I still love her though.

Having so many friends just seems really stressful to me.

You have won the internet today, thank you!

I have a 32-year-old friend whose middle name is Atticus. I almost don’t even want to question him about it.

I had a trundle bed, so this would never happen to me.

Heavenly Creatures was AMAZING. I remember Melanie very clearly from BIAC because I had been so obsessed with her previously.

Yep! She sure was.

At first I was like, “Pffft, terrifying? Come on Jezebel.” But then as I scrolled down and kept scrolling and scrolling, all of it made me feel really sick.

Oh, Elvin. He was such a great character. Such a naive misogynist. I always liked how they handled the responses to his idiocy.

...she’s phenomenal at posing and can’t move her hips. It’s a funny feature of today’s pop snowglobe—one that adds to the try-hard and racially retrograde feel—that all the white girls have this block on their abilities...

So is Andrew Duncomb the equivalent of Karen Straughan?

This was the mall I went to growing up. My sister was 5 when this happened. This is just beyond heart wrenching. I can’t imagine.

My nephew got the vaccine a month ago and now has Non-Hodgkin Lymphoma.

And THIS is why teenagers need that MTV documentary about white privilege.