Nothing and no one trump(s) these girls:

Nothing and no one trump(s) these girls:

I would love Evan Peters to finger bang me, please.

Anyone know where a girl without cable can watch these episodes?

How is this guy's crap published and mine isn't?

Oh, Wendy Williams. You have broken my heart.

I loved watching that show *because* it was awful religious propaganda and because I had a girl-crush on Jessica Biel.

Damn...

I was so jealous of the girl whose lap she sat in. Had I been her, I may have started crying out of pure excitement and joy and then had an orgasm or something. So many conflicting emotions/bodily responses. I love Sarah so much.

I totally understand what you're saying, but if you REALLY watch her—her interviews, her performances, even her music videos—you can tell how incredibly awkward she really is. Especially a lot of her old interviews. She very much is the tall, lanky girl who still doesn't have complete control over her limbs. She's…

Sarah was absolute perfection, as usual.

When I first saw this on my news feed I thought it was Theresa Caputo, the Long Island Medium. And I'm thinking, "Oh god, her husband is being arrested for fraud?? That can't be good for her business."

The Society for the Liberation of Jessa Duggar <—get on board, people

Pete Davidson was AMAZING.

Yeahhh. Their relationship is obviously doing OK but if my husband had tricked me into watching this...damn.

The only things I don't think I'd be able to handle would be the vomit and the shit. Both represent illness to me, both fluids have more of a tendency to carry disease. It's literally waste. I don't know, dude. I like a good mind fuck, but I guess vomit and shit cross a line for me. I wonder why? This is also why "The…

I remember when they changed the names from the "Bullets" to the "Wizards". My sister jokingly said, "It's kind of ridiculous that they're changing the name from the 'Bullets'. It simply fits. It would be the same thing if they called the team the 'Washington Crackheads'."*

*insinuating that DC itself is full of…

All females should simply stop going to all frat parties. Then we'll see how much the fraternities like it.

This lady is way better at this than I am:

The only inaccuracy I found in your short story here is the size of her feet. Taylor Swift has huge feet.

And upon a Google search of "Taylor Swift's feet" to find a photo to accentuate this comment, I instead came across this weirdness: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Taylor-S…

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