Yep! I remember that so clearly.

This is just bad business.

Jennifer Lawrence can drunkenly barf on my stairs anytime she wants. And I have Emetophobia, so that says a lot.

Jeez, James Franco. Whenever I start to like you again, you come out with something Super Douchey: "I can't believe she put me on that private list, she's so delusional!"

I absolutely adore Karen.

His mom sounds amazing.

Wait, they still do Loveline?

Oh, someone absolutely needs to leak the name of this Sorority.

I feel like Katy Perry is constantly trying SO DAMNED HARD all the time; trying so hard to be clever and funny. And it just...backfires. It makes me hurt.

Does it work with toddlers?

I know I shouldn't play Armchair Psychiatrist, but I'm really seeing a lot of signs of Borderline Personality Disorder.

Leonardo DiCaprio and Zac Efron news in one post??? Are you trying to kill me with orgasms?

I became a dedicated Pepsi drinker after this one:

Thank you. I understand criticizing people in the public arena, and I understand some of the criticism toward Dunham in general, but is there really anything to discuss about what Dunham said here? She's obviously making a joke about the disappointment in being attracted to men. She said some great things. She's…

LOL! This is actually pretty awesome. Totally something I wouldn't do, but if you have the means to do it, go for it I guess. It's pretty tongue in cheek, if you ask me.

I told my best friend YEARS ago that I would not be her maid of honor. She knew this. I was, however, one of her bridesmaids but she's low key so it wasn't crappy.

This makes me think of Woodstock '99.

Pudding is amazing.

Good stuff.

Super interesting. I left D.C. when I was 18, so I never got to know the bros.