LOL. Jeez.

Ah, triplets. One of my many fantasies about multiples. I mean, seriously, what could possibly be better? Please have them call me.

WHY WHY WHY does this topic keep coming up on Jezebel? And why is it ALWAYS so one-sided?

Couldn't have said it better myself. How in the hell is this even a Feminist issue? All the moms I know who choose not to vaccinate are ALL Feminists.

Belle Knox's? I've watched a few of them.

I used to dance, and even though there were some tough aspects to it, it wasn't nearly as degrading as waiting tables. Our cocktail waitresses may have had the most degrading jobs ever, though. Although plenty of them wouldn't have danced for any amount of money. It depends on the person and how they handle it.

I'm not going to say that I agree with all of these theories, but if someone actually believes that our government is incapable of hiding information that may be beneficial to us, then that in and of itself is pretty naive. I'm certainly not against legal pharmaceuticals and rely on their benefit on a daily basis, but…

Man, I must be incredibly lazy.

NOBODY fucks with my girl Gabourey Sidibe. Nobody...

Who wears so much making during a road trip/forest excursion??

Holy shit, I fucking hate Michael Lohan. Just that 5 second clip explains it all:

Wait, which one is this?? He's a hottie.

With a good enough writer, director and actors it could be done right. And it would be epic. I've been wanting to write a gender swapped novel that takes place in high school for about 15 years. I need to get on it.

This just reminds me of how sexist I am :\

Seriously, these pictures are making me incredibly hot. Holy fuck.

OYSTERS ARE DELICIOUS!!

You are correct. We know our shit ;)

FUCK KANSAS!

George Bush's paintings remind me of John Wayne Gacy's; both styles are very glib and superficial.

She has a couple pairs of twins, so she technically hasn't been pregnant 19 times. Just sayin'.