R.I.P. Mayor Carcetti.

The show is great and your grammar and punctuation is terrible so I can totally discount your assessment of a show that you didn’t actually watch but chose to comment on anyway. You need to learn what suffering actually is you precious little snowflake.

It is the single best Doctor Who story since the 2005 revival. I’m not just saying that because I adore the Eighth Doctor. It takes every great thing about Doctor Who (fun dialogue, drama, epic stakes, Gothic horror, excited companions) and crams it into an eight-minute story wrapped around a brilliant performance.…

Really, special mention should be made of “The Night of the Doctor”, a short released online shortly before the 50th Anniversary that brought Paul McGann back and gave him a freaking brilliant regeneration scene all his own.

Don’t be cute. Just because they didn’t invent a word out of whole cloth, you can’t pretend that they haven’t made a concerted and very recognizable effort to usurp the term exclusively as an insult against left leaning individuals. Cuckold has also existed for quite some time; are you going to try and tell me that…

Yeah, those specifically look like gingerbread to me.

Tiny little attention to detail I liked most about the Lego Movie?

“Working on more adult acting roles”

Wow, this is hands down the best drama to come out of the walking dead in years.

“Moral of the story, folks: always, always consult multiple Wikipedia pages if you ever get the sneaking suspicion that you’ve accidentally mistaken some dark fan fiction for the real deal.”

This is precisely why I put this series down 20 years ago. Somewhere around book 2, I realized that winter was not, in fact, coming - at least not any time soon - and we’d just be watching terrible motherfuckers rearrange chairs on a Titanic that wasn’t near an actual iceberg for an unknown amount of time. I figured…

Even Walter White couldn’t stop flies. They’ll find a way.

I hope Jodie Foster is doing OK. Last time Sagan made Contact, it turned out to be a pretty harrowing experience for her.

I usually get air goggles after too long at the oxygen bar, and end up going home with a real airhead

Forget Trump for a minute and just remember what a national treasure Buzz is

“She has a nice smile on her face so I bet she treats you well” suggests to me that DJT thinks:

Trump is signalling his heterosexuality, otherwise the guy might find him attractive.

If you are wondering “How do you lose money with a casino”, he didn’t.

I was wondering the same thing. I hope the people I buy my toilet paper from don't find out what I've been using it for