It is when you consider that you’re being drawn in by the headline. If you’re largely unfamiliar with Civ like I am, how do you know what constitutes a “Space Race Victory”? The launch? Reaching space? Why would it take hundreds of years to reach space after successful launch? This is complicated further by the…

Yo, what are you talking about? She makes it all the way up to the blue line five out of six times, doesn’t fall down, SKIS BACKWARDS, and doesn’t degrade herself or her country with showboating theatrics. Just good, clean skiing. Give this woman the Gold medal for efficiency and self respect.

She really did Czech herself, but not wreck herself.

The incongruousness makes it great though. In order to accurately shoot the very small targets, you have to control your heartbeat and breathing, which is extremely difficult because you’re winded after...you know...freaking cross country skiing for a bit. 

When my grandson comes home from school, I usually greet him with, “Hey, buddy. How you doing? Did you learn anything interesting today?” But he’s 5 and so everything at school is still interesting to him, and he’s glad somebody wants to know. I know it’ll pass but I’m enjoying it while it lasts.

I am! And I never point out people’s grammar mistakes either.

Investments are not a video game. If you want to pay off your mortgage and plan for your retirement, you take things slow. If you don’t mind going back to eating ramen in a studio apartment, then you pursue volatile markets, such as cryptocurrencies.

But we were meant to dislike her, and much like with Poe, she didn’t give a shit if we disliked her. She had a plan, she stuck to it, and then she went down with her ship like a fucking boss.

Funny that you took garbage trucks as an example. The kid of my girl friend was into the movie Cars and garbage trucks waiting patiently at the window for the thing to show up. Now Disney does not have a garbage truck in any of the movies, so of course you cannot buy one as a toy car either. That was an oversight I…

I did a few months ago, but now I want back, even if the hardware is pricier.

A drug-addled, schizophrenic shitbag who basically invented what Terry Richardson does, then created Terry Richardson through a series of fucked up childhood vignettes, such as 4-year-old Terry finding his dad in the bathtub with his wrists slashed, or 42-year-old Bob loudly fucking 18-year-old Anjelica Huston all day…

Oh, so does this mean we can finally quit pretending that Terry Richardson hasn’t been gross as hell FOREVER? Also, his shitty photography has always been just as much garbage as he is as a human being, and I will never understand his popularity.

Yeah they don’t count people who are still in prison when they calculate recidivism rates. That’s not how this works.

Yeah, please fuck off forever. I’ve lived through catastrophic natural disasters. People need to eat and drink clean water. Christ, go jerk yourself off with Atlas Shrugged again, you wretched piece of shit.

Holy crap is this a nuclear take. Does it occur to you, oh paragon of the Free Market, that a supermarket has already written off its entire stock? If the power’s out for as long as it has been the entire damn inventory is no longer able to be sold, it would be thrown out either way. But hey someone somewhere is…

R.I.P. Mayor Carcetti.

The show is great and your grammar and punctuation is terrible so I can totally discount your assessment of a show that you didn’t actually watch but chose to comment on anyway. You need to learn what suffering actually is you precious little snowflake.

“Working on more adult acting roles”

I was wondering the same thing. I hope the people I buy my toilet paper from don't find out what I've been using it for