I do not understand this. I mean, I guess I do, but I also don't.

GOOD LORD.

Mousa Dembele, Belgium

Yo, I mean, I'm not judging and you gotta go for whatever makes you happy, but this man right there.. He is a fish. Just saying.

Unless you buy stretch jeans at Costco! Which I do!

Strapless thongs. Like a weird semicircular snap bracelet for your pussy. You're welcome (? :( ?)

Yeah, and warheads used to peel the roof of my mouth when I was a kid, but I totally ate those things like crazy.

Seriously, I have a new biggest fear and it is that this phrase will never leave my brain. Mouth peelings.

Upside: With all the mouth-peelings it's like you get double the food!

I'm, in surreal fashion, peaking at 31, to the extent that the hard-partying young-professional crowd can ever be considered cool.

I will admit to only joining Facebook so that I could see what had happened to certain popular people from my high school whom I had loathed. And lo, I was not disappointed.

THAT ANSEL. SO HOT RIGHT NOW.

that hair on Ansel in those photos. He's going to feel like JT with ramen noodle hair in a few years.

Way to make those people in front of the wild fire look like schmucks.

this is what i imagine selena and justin's relationship is like IRL (justin is the blow up doll, obviously)

Shouldn't the Italian Voice just be a bunch of hand gestures?