This needs a COTD. I'm giggling like an idiot at work here.

I'm too lazy to do anything like that. All I did was put the web address for my kinja feed into a QR generator. The easiest thing to do would be to screen cap a couple of QR codes for various things: work email, address, phone number, company you work for, etc. Now that I think of it, I should create one for my FB…

Yeah. For me, if I'm using cruise control, I continue to use it hoping that they gain some distance. If not, I'll give them some space if traffic is too heavy to use cruise.

Maybe I'm confused a bit by your subtle humor but other than some novelties, I don't really feel like business cards are going obsolete. The only thing, maybe, would be something like this:

Central America is similar to your experiences in other countries.

That was awesome.

When I was a kid (or maybe just younger since I still act that way), I wanted to learn to draw better and draw some of my favorite cartoon characters. I bought an art book and that's exactly how I felt. Draw some circles, draw the rest of it... damn, I'm a failure. Fortunately I'm pretty good with cars.

It's getting really irritating because it's very misleading.

Okay, so it's clearly just two radio-controlled model helicopters with some gym rings tied to them, but THINK OF THE POSSIBILITIES. You can now fly, sorta, as long as you remain vertical, dress like the lovechild of Han Solo and the pink Power Ranger, and refrain from crapping your pants in the process.

Yeah, I had to watch the whole video for it to make sense too. Dumbass kept the car too.

I was going to say the same thing. I live near Chicago now and I used to live in Detroit. Huge difference.

I find it irritating when people are like "lower speed limits, it'll make things safer." What a fucking joke, Illinois already has 99 traffic deaths this year and had 973 last year with the absurd highway "speed limit" of 55. That statement seems to think that by lowering this 55 to something lower, traffic deaths…

"Speed Kills" has been largely debunked: http://jalopnik.com/watch-the-spee…

Some states allow you to drive up to 10 mph over the posted (or implied) limit while passing. Although this has to be in a designated passing zone. i.e. not double yellow.

I agree. It's hard to go toe to toe with someone on their own turf but beating out other non-natives? Yes. I believe that Cadillac has a better product than Lexus and Infiniti.

$2.79, I could get Feinberg salami and diseases or a cheeseburger happy meal and probably end up with the same results.

So when will the Ashley Feinberg salami and diseases be available?

There's no grey anymore? Ignoring idiotic grey posts was one of the best parts of the old Kinja.

Where's my pitchfork? I'm putting together a rally for this right now.