Oh, the church crowds. Without fail, the worst tippers. 

Five weeks is an awesome achievement!

This is a delightfully peppy cover. I really like both versions. This one is just so fun. 

Key lyric: “oh, it won’t get better, that doesn’t mean it’s gonna get any worse.” It’s always worked for me when I’m in an inescapable situation where I have no control (like a pandemic) and just need to wait for that situation to end.

My employer has finally started getting their shit together as far as giving us some direction for working from home, so I spent today actually working instead of reading shit online. I had a couple of long phone calls with family members, I took a long walk, did a workout and some yoga, and worked on a DIY project.

I made some awesome banana bread! I took a really standard recipe and tweaked it just slightly by using half whole wheat flour. (I love that earthy, hearty flavor you get from whole wheat flour, I know not all feel the same.)

I have a shortcut for freezing and pressing tofu. Slice it into half inch slices, and put in a freezer bag in a single layer. The thin slices both freeze faster and can be pressed faster as well.

It’s kinda funny to me that tofu gets such a bad rap for being difficult to prepare well, while say, chicken breast, gets a pass. Making a really good, juicy but not undercooked chicken breast is harder than making a decent tofu dish. I’d rather have poorly prepared tofu than badly cooked chicken breast.

I had friends in college who loved Fazoli’s for some unknown reason.

The fact that they weren’t banned reflects poorly on your manager.

That’s a “call the police” situation. Arguably assault AND theft when they walked out without paying.

This might be ineligible because it was a taproom, not a restaurant, and it’s my husband’s story, not mine.

Ehhh Depp and HBC were not good. I feel like there’s not a great reason to cast non-singers in lead roles of musicals. There are so, so many people who can act and really sing. Tim Burton’s excessive reliance on those two actors was never more egregious.

Pierce Brosnan was a relatively minor role in a lighthearted comedy. No matter how much of a dud he was, it was just a joke.

The worst part about Russell Crowe having a singing role? He has a BAND. He actually thinks he can sing.

Hey hey hey, let’s not slander punks by calling Trump one. All the punks I know would very strongly object to that.

“Want to change that? Elect some local progressives and build an actual base.”

For fuck’s sake. No one is saying they’re fine with rape.

I don’t paint my nails anymore, but when I did I used a q-tip dipped in nail polish remover to clean up the places I’d messed up.

How hard is it to paint your own fucking nails? Honestly.