I worked at a restaurant that fulfilled orders through most of the delivery services. GrubHub sucked. If we were slammed and didn’t acknowledge an order right away, they’d start robocalling the restaurant every 3 minutes. Then after being a giant nag about things being timely on our end, their drivers would routinely…

They even got in the fucing bonus stages!

What in the 1984 meets Gilead ass shit is this country coming to?

Shocked that he chose a dancer and actress to perform this nonsense.

Acknowledging your discomfort, I can’t imagine being late for a train and still stopping for...anything. 

It feels weird to me that people are so committed to limiting us to ONE charger style when about a decade ago, you needed a different charger for literally every one of your devices. Your phone, your mp3 player, your digital camera, your netbook, (remember those!) etc. And now most of those devices are basically in…

You can “check out” Kindle books at many libraries! You reserve them from their online catalog and they are downloaded to your Kindle for a limited time. You might have to wait for more popular titles (because the publisher forces the downloads to be limited), and the loan lengths can be pretty short, but if you’re a…

Most things at any bar are a ripoff. If you have a modicum of skill and a few tools, like a citrus reamer or cocktail shaker, you can make some very competent drinks at home. You can, theoretically, pour a canned or bottled beer into a glass and have it taste exactly the same as a draft.

I don’t really do resolutions, myself, but there is something to be said for people making the effort to do better, even temporarily, at the time when it’s the hardest. It’s peak “go home and put on sweatpants” season, and if a bunch of people try to challenge that behavior and get into working out, good on them. A…

It’s worse, she has an easel and is choosing not to use it.

I don’t have room for an easel so I have done plenty of “sitting on the floor” paintings, myself, but she appears to have an easel?

Not as far as I know. But I don’t really go to Koppas because parking on that side of town is increasingly nightmarish. Good sandwiches though!

I brought work home and still didn’t do shit.

That scene ruined the entire movie for me. I understand the point they were trying to make but, UGH. Unwatchable. 

Fuck, I can relate to this so much.

I’d be worried that if I can get into a car, so can a thief. But I live in a city notorious for stole and rolls. Kids boosting cars just to joyride and drive iike dumbasses. Also, is it an older car with no built in alarm? Cus my decade old car would be blaring its horn from the second the grill got popped.

Yes, I did spend more time with them at first. The first night we kept them separate from the dog, so my husband hung out in the bedroom with the pup while I kept an eye on the kittens as they explored.

I hope so! They can be cuddly so I’m hopeful that they will become lap cats eventually once their kitten crazies calm down.

I saw the tunnel in your pictures. It’s a great toy. My buddies LOVE it. They just thrash around it all the time. Side note, I genuinely thought Bruce must be a permanent fixture at the shelter. A shelter I volunteered for had two that they just wouldn’t adopt out, got too attached and figured they were good mentors…

I could see grapefruit being a little abrasive.

Broth is wonderful. For a while I worked in a Japanese restaurant that had just a vat of miso broth at all times. Lovely to sip on if still feeling rough from the night before. We weren’t exactly supposed to, but no one really cared as long as you drank it out of one of…