My grandma is 88 and gave up on doing any of her own Christmas shopping years ago, so she just gives us money to buy our own gifts. This year, it went to an adoption fee for a pair of kittens.

I think with how long he’s been huge, he’d probably have some self image issues if he let himself lose muscle mass. Or he’s addicted to working out a lot. The rush from heavy workouts can be extremely habit forming for some people.

God bless tamales ladies. My dad had the pickiest fucking white man tastes. To be fair, he grew up eating the blandest food. His mom actually thinks pepper is too spicy. That is not a joke, some white people really do think pepper is too spicy.

Darlene Love made a gem, and I even love the U2 cover. It’s a fantastic song.

How could anyone writing an article about sexy Christmas songs miss this?

There actually is another “My mom fucked Santa” song! Billy Idol’s “Yelling at the Christmas Tree.”

I’m a WI native, grew up driving past the Cheese Castle pretty often, and was fairly underwhelmed when I finally went. Didn’t really have anything I couldn’t find in the grocery store. An amusing novelty, but not somewhere I’d make an effort to go to. 

My husband was a complete slob when we met and he’s still a pretty big slob now, but is getting better as he realizes that I end up dealing with it. He’s not deliberately indifferent, he just doesn’t personally care that much if things are messy. But I care, and he cares about me, so he’s trying. 

“La Croix. It rhymes with enjoy!”

My local craft brewery, where my husband works, welcomes both dogs and kids, as long as they are well-behaved. There are some awesome families with great kids that are regulars. Their kids are super polite and well socialized and will likely be confident, mature young adults with a healthy attitude toward alcohol when…

That free 2 day shipping...I feel like I do need it.

My understanding is that if you eat a variety of foods, you’re okay. The idea that you have to eat beans and rice in the same meal to get a complete protein isn’t really accurate. 

I am devastated that no on has yet answered these product Q & A questions:

Fair. I don’t personally know anyone, even my serious pet lover vegetarian friends, who would ever go to an animal rights rally over a social justice rally. But I am aware that people like that do exist.

Personally, when I think “humans suck, animals are superior” it’s usually because I’ve been following the news and seen how fucking shitty humans can be to each other, specifically with the rising fascism you’re talking about.

The shelter actually named one of them Willie. I ended up calling him William in the interim because saying “Willie” kinda gives me, well, the willies.

Oh yeah, the “cool guy” stereotype of the soul patch. My sister is threatening to buy him a little fedora. I do not approve.

YOU PUT THE PEEPS IN THE CHILI AND IT MAKES IT TASTE  bad....

I’m seeking suggestions for kitty names!

She actually has no issue with gay people. One of her very best friends, from way back in high school and came to family Christmas and everything, was gay.