Nope, her best friend (who passed away this year) was gay. She loved him very much and always rooted for him to find a nice man.

Commiseration. I am so sorry. This sucks. This sucks. Never doubt that . your pain is real. Someone made the mistake of rolling their eyes at me tonight. They are not welcome back at the bar*

My extremely recently dearly departed cat was declawed. I didn’t do it to him. I adopted him that way.

My cat died.

And choosing between a sketchy bike path and street riding is still more options than most of us in the US have. We often don’t have a separate bike path at all.

My sister is often griping about how “overprotective” her boss (a woman) is so I think I should share this with her and say hey, at least your boss cares!

Optics.

I don’t support pete for president, but I do support him in a VP campaign. I want his earnest “I sure do love Jesus and I have the receipts” ass to get up on a stage and take a podium opposite Mike Pence. I want to watch Pence squirm trying to justify his fascism with bible verses while Mayor Pete fucking dunks on…

“stable” autocorrects to “loco.”

Obligatory whenever deep fried turkey comes up. 

And an assortment of multicolor heirloom varieties, no less. Who can afford that out of season?

This is a lovely book.

I bet part of it is that Julia has much better plastic surgeons.

Very cool to see a great lesser-known Milwaukee establishment get a nod on this site! The taproom is in a kind of out of the way spot, but I suggest anyone visiting Milwaukee make the extra effort to check them out. They do some really nice barrel-aged stuff. And they’re not THAT far away from Lakefront Brewery, (cuz …

This breakdown assumes that you’ll actually get what you need if you go to the store.

Because if there’s one thing that successfully combats teen drug use, it’s teen homelessness. 

Yup. I see that ponytail coming I try to get away because you just know that that dude is gonna press himself against you at a concert even if it isn’t nearly crowded enough to warrant people being packed together. 

Yup, just like that but less poofy! Just a regular low ponytail, segmented. Segmented ponytail has netted real google results so I’m gonna roll with that. 

Okay you guys, this is so trivial but I need help. I have not been able to get any results from google.

I cannot spend any time in a shoe with a heel without wrecking my back for the rest of the day. My spine and pelvis strongly prefer their natural alignment, it seems.