The churchy kids at my school would do 30 hour famine, where you don’t eat for 30 hours and it raises money and awareness for world hunger.

I had friends that did it and I tried it once. It was really fun because you were allowed juice, so everyone just drank like a gallon of grape juice. And then went out for a giant…

We all understand the reference.

I remember seeing the ads in my facebook feed when they were a kickstarter and so many comments were like “um, why would you choose that name ew don’t they know that soylent green is people!”

In 2006 my extremely shitty, emotionally abusive college boyfriend gave me a burned CD of one of his albums with “this will help you understand me” written on it in Sharpie.  

Troll.

This means nothing if you don’t at least give us the year.

If he was 39 then he probably genuinely didn’t care. Statistically, he’s probably already had at least one cohabiting relationship and has heard his fair share of unpleasant bathroom sounds from someone he was sexually attracted to.  

Body positivity and wanting to lose weight for health reasons aren’t mutually exclusive concepts. Accepting and liking yourself at any size doesn’t prevent you from trying to lose weight if you want to. In fact, it’s often a big help, because it means you’re caring for your body rather than hating it.

The 90s but with, generally, worse music. I am almost in awe of how boring so much mainstream music is now. At least grunge had energy, even if the performers looked like they didn’t bother to shower.

Performers these days seem to be the inverse, that they’re extremely well groomed and styled but sing or rap like…

Post Malone is so terrible. His bland derivative white boy shit even being considered for a music award is objective proof that the Grammys don’t mean a damn thing.

Okay but, it’s supposed to be the same character. Like obviously you’re not going to go around comparing every person, or even every musician, to Prince. But if you went to see this guy...

The reviewers caution that the RCT results are limited by small size, short duration, high dropout rates, inconsistent outcome measures, enrollment biases, and lack of replication. They conclude that “the mainstay treatment for BPD is still psychotherapy,” and that “polypharmacy should be avoided whenever possible,” wh…

I’m not generally squeamish but the water part grosses me out a bit. Watery ketchup is yuck.

Good luck going out to eat anywhere that doesn’t have at least one questionable practice when it comes to food hygiene.

I’m pretty sure my girl scout troop existed purely for the cookie sales. We didn’t even sew. We did preschool level crafts involving Elmer’s glue and sang boring songs in a circle. I was always desperate for the meetings to be over. The one cool thing we did was an overnight sleepover in a museum, which was actually…

My brother is an Eagle scout and my family isn’t religious at all. I honestly don’t think my brother has ever been in a church unless it was for a wedding. He bullshitted something about spiritual connections with nature during the religious part of his eagle ceremony. It was not a thing.

I am privileged to live a few blocks away from a fine Mexican restaurant that makes migas. Absolute best hangover food. I know I could make it for cheaper at home, but I’ve tried and I can’t quite nail the soft/crispy balance so I still need to go get a platter of it from time to time. Their breakfast tacos are also…

Brushing your hair 100 strokes a day comes from a time before people shampooed their hair frequently. It worked to spread the oils from your head evenly so your hair was shiny and your scalp didn’t look greasy. Now that most people use shampoo on a much more regular basis, it’s not necessary.

Pizza for breakfast is the absolute best. Sometimes cold, or I’ll reheat it in the microwave and then pop it under the broiler to restore some crispness. 

My experience with trying to bring fun and interesting ingredients to the superb owl is a lost cause. Fans will shovel down your wonderful goat cheese appetizer and wonder where the wings at.