Sportball is for eat meat.

To borrow a phrase from the south: Oh, bless your heart.

Only if you let the bottle sit on a table long enough to get empty. Where I worked, if a bottle was less than half full when you bussed the table, you swapped it out for a “new” (read, recently topped off with more ketchup) bottle so that the next group of customers would have plenty.

Well no. You take all the bottles into the back to marry them. Then they may or may not get refrigerated.

If there were anything systematic about it, or if aged ketchup was a thing people wanted, sure.

He is quite lovable. And thankfully he eats plenty of whole grains and vegetables in addition to his more hedonistic food choices, so I am not terribly worried about his longevity.

Baby Driver was so well crafted, and I enjoyed watching it, but jesus, in 2017 they couldn’t manage to pull together two female main characters whose personality wasn’t “beautiful and ride or die for her man?” The fucking Fast and Furious franchise gives women more personality and backstory. 

I’m a big fan of using whole or maybe 2% greek yogurt in place of mayo. (Never fat free. Fat is required for correct taste and mouthfeel.) It started as a health-motivated swap, but I genuinely enjoy the taste. It has a really nice bright, tangy flavor, but is neutral enough that you can safely add just about any…

I love making a mashed avocado tuna salad. It’s delicious, but it does not keep. Even preparing a sandwich for lunch the next day led to disappointing results. If you’re eating it right away, it’s amazing, but for meal prepping, I prefer mayo or even greek yogurt.

The Subway near my work took it off the menu at some point in the last few months (I don’t go that often) and it bummed me out even though it’s only my second favorite. 

I’m necro-replying but want to state that chickens will eat literally anything. They’re indiscriminate monsters and think nothing of eating any type of meat, or egg for that matter. My parents have chickens and between the chickens and the compost bin, they don’t throw a scrap of food waste in the garbage.

Dresser agrees that if you’re “going through a couple bottles a week like a diner,” you likely can keep your ketchup on our table, well, like a diner.

Oh, bless you Mitch McConnell, for expressly admitting that when more people can vote, democrats win. 

They are ugly. They are deliberately ostentatious so that no one misses the fact that you are carrying something that cost over 1000 dollars. Serious conspicuous consumption. 

I like to carry snacks so I won’t buy any sort of bag or backpack that isn’t machine washable. I am not the target demographic for designer…

I was gifted a T-shirt from China at one point that said “I know the answeri! SHIT Keep Slaying Real” Yes, answeri, with an i.

I also saw a bunch of tour groups from China when the husband and I were in Cambodia, and there were some amusing bits of english language on some of their t-shirts. I can’t remember anything…

My husband has been doing this as long as I’ve known him. He also uses macaroni salad as a dip for Doritos. Then he claims that beer is the reason he’s a bit chubby.

Yes! My high school offered archery and it was the only thing I was ever good at in gym. They called me Legolas and it was some of the highest praise you could give a 10th grader in 2002. 

That’s sadistic. So an otherwise excellent student would have their 4.0 GPA ruined because they only ran a seven minute mile? 

The school I teach at has PE classes called “lifestyle fitness,” so I think schools are making good steps. My school is low income and we don’t have a lot of resources, but we try. Teaching kids stuff they can do with minimal equipment is honestly the best thing you can do. 

Is that a gym teacher thing? One of mine dated one student as soon as she turned 18, then after they broke up he married another one. So fucked up. Our athletic director also dated a former student once she turned 18. Horrifying.