I think perhaps she’s addressing the ghosters, not the ghostees. As in, “hey, assholes. Don’t sleep with someone if you’re not emotionally invested enough to be fucking decent to them. 

I’ve been seeing this for years now and I don’t get why anyone would use it. Don’t get me wrong, I 100% understand why someone would give it as a gag gift. (Although, maybe we should stop giving gag gifts? Most of us already have too much stuff.)

I’ve been seeing this for years now and I don’t get why anyone would use it. Don’t get me wrong, I 100% understand…

It’s approximately zero now, with hella snow expected starting tomorrow, through Monday, then plunging into zub-zero with a fucking NEGATIVE 45 DEGREE WINDCHILL. I hope they close everything. It’s not reasonable to expect a person to leave the house in that.

Oh, I hope you make some improvements here before you have kids. It will be unlikely to get better with the addition of children.

Or maybe it will? My husband and I don’t have kids yet, and I’m much better at cleaning, but he’s way better with babies. I’d much rather do dishes than change a diaper, and he’s the exact…

I realize that scheduling appointments for some couples counseling would be one more thing on your list, but like....you should. Because this sounds like some serious resentment on your part and some serious immaturity/lack of self-awareness on his part, and it’s not going to get better without a big change.

My dad won’t run without pepper spray after being attacked by a dog that was allowed to run off leash. It’s a lot lighter and easier to use than a gun. 

Nope, they’ve done studies and while you can kinda get used to it, your body’s clock is unchangeable and those of us who don’t fit into the regular mold of society (which was apparently built by morning people) will just suffer forever.

And we get viewed as “lazy” because we sleep late. Even though we might get just as…

I’m one of those extreme night owls. Left to my own devices, with no obligations, I stay up till dawn and sleep till the afternoon. I will never exist on my “natural” circadian rhythm as long as I want to live a normal life.

I love going out to eat at like 3 PM. It’s never busy, and if you’re lucky, the staff will be goofing off because they’re bored and you’ll get a bit of entertainment too. The last time I took myself out for a late lunch the servers were singing along to the radio in weird voices and it was hilarious. 

They don’t work. I cannot order clothing online, even from a brand I think I know, because it is such a crapshoot. I have clothing in my closet that ranges from size 2 to size 11, and they all fit.

The two inch deep pockets are because putting something in the front of your pants would “damage the silhouette” or some…

Sizes are insanely skewed. I think a “true” 16-18 is much smaller than what we recognize now as 16-18. And of course, they’re just arbitrary numbers that someone made up once and have become increasingly arbitrary due to vanity/shame sizing. I have pants that are size 2 and loose and pants that are size 9 and snug.…

I’m quite curious what it could have been made with that inspired such visceral response. Like what could Rebecca possibly have in that pretzel shop that would be inedibly disgusting? It looks like ketchup is involved, so possibly some less than harmonious combination of sweet and savory ingredients? Ketchup with…

I think Darryl most wants Rebecca to acknowledge his baby because, well, she’s his friend. If I was fairly good friends with someone and they kept blanking that I’d recently become a parent to an infant, I’d think it was super weird. The fact that Rebecca was the egg donor makes it even MORE weird, and I completely…

The Stephanie Plum novels are an absolute hoot. I really liked the first four or five. The later ones are fine, but don’t really bring anything new to the table so they end up fairly forgettable. My husband loves pulpy lit so he’s read all of them, I’ll pick one up if I’m bored.

I used to snack on Abuelita!

I’m also quite gifted in this. If it doesn’t smell that weird, I’ll eat it. I disgust my husband because I’ll cut mold off of and eat anything. Except yogurt, which gave me my only ever case of food poisoning. Don’t fuck around with moldy yogurt. It’s a ripe breeding ground for bacteria, and when it’s the good…

One of my friends once had a terrible roommate who decided to piss in a white wine bottle and leave it on the counter. My friend ended up drinking some of it.

Somehow, they are still friends.

Agreed. I got serious serial killer vibes from that malicious stare. What a little creep. 

Ah, I forgot about that. I tried it, once, but found that I don’t really like reading text on a black background. It just doesn’t feel like reading a book to me.

I do have a mode where it reduces blue light in favor of a warmer palette, if that’s what you mean.