The House on the Rock is like 45 minutes from me. I could go there right now. I could go there right now and meet Orlando Jones. Where are my keys?

Oh, the first Hot Shots is great. “When I look at you men, I think to myself, what I wouldn’t give to be 30 years younger. And a woman.”

Two from Hot Shots Part Deux:

Him trying to decide what to choose and the audience yelling “Gummie bears!” “Sprinkles!” is what sells it for me.

In Hot Shots Part Deux there’s a tiny gag that references a Kickboxer scene where he dips his gloves in glass, but instead Charlie Sheen is dipping his gloves in a candy buffet. It doesn’t sound funny but for some reason it crushes me.

That Dragnet movie with Hanks and Aykroyd is bland as hell, but the bit where Aykroyd stops finally referring to Connie Swail as “The Virgin Connie Swail” is fucking great.

In Loaded Weapon, there is a scene where a lady is describing her assailant to a sketch artist and he is creating it using a Mr. Potato Head.  Later in the film, a guy with a Mr. Potato Head head is being arrested.

You’re thinking of Ace of Base.

Have her call me!

Love to see that recording session after 35 years away:
“Can you hear the drums, Fernando? Fernando? Can you hear the drums? Guys, I don’t think Fernando’s hearing aid is on.”
Thank you. I’ll be here all week. Be sure to tip your waiter.

Productivity would drop like an anchor across the entire nation. We’d be at a complete standstill. I’m in.

You know I clocked his bio already. Dude graduated 1^st in his class, Order of the Coif, races Porsches in his spare time. You know I wasn’t screening for the jawline before I got through all that.

I’m going to just guess that you’re not a lawyer who deals with extremely shady clients who are well-known to scam others out of money.

Like, when is the last time you have seen a BlackBerry?

My boyfriend, Michael Avenatti, is on Anderson’s show on CNN discussing this very thing!!

...and his age. They’ll definitely play up his age

Yes, there is.

Heathcliff Huxtable being a “gynecologist” with his “office” in the basement of his home should have tipped us off that he had a sex dungeon that whole fucking time too.

The first season was funny. Then...it became something else...the Hillman episode was the beginning of that. “Oh boy! A college commencement...one of the most boring things on the planet...let’s do an episode about that.”