Awww dang, now I miss Legion.

Looks like Legion from Mass Effect.

Danger, Shepard Commander.

There is nothing good or easy about this case.

Yikes. This was meant for the Goodkind article... I’ll see myself out.

Wrong thread my friend... but if you want to join the discussion of fishmen poopin’ the more the merrier.

They cheated on the 1982 version with the 1951 version?

Sure there aren’t

I’m not sure of the precise definition of a parasite, but Thing 51 seems to require the blood of other creatures to grow its young. Would that qualify as strictly “parasitic?”

*you’re

The first trailer is out for Ralph Breaks the Internet: Wreck-It Ralph 2 (oh man, we’re going to need an acronym for this one)

7 years to accomplish this trick?

I worked with this lady Sally. Sally was nice I guess if a little quirky. One woman who worked with us was from Venezuela and I had recently found a very nice South American bakery, which is now famous for refusing to make an anti-gay cake, but I digress.

He has a talent for confusing lay terms with engineering terms then explaining why lesser people are wrong for using normal English words. Basically a know-it-all looking for an argument, like half the trolls on the bottom half of Jalop.

“Protect the engine” exception is hilarious, I am guessing that the initial draft that allowed for defeat device to kick in to “protect the profits” was only narrowly rejected.

German engineers doing something in the most convoluted way possible? I’m shocked, SHOCKED I tell you!

Yeah, the tail end of that screed isn’t the worst advice ever, but the road he travels to arrive at that endpoint is absolutely horrifying.

Good lord. Here’s hoping you never, in your life, find yourself alone with another human being; you need some serious help given that you think you can reduce all of human experience to figures and statistics—and particularly in that you think you’ve got an entire sex sorted out as a bunch of mercenary cock-hunters…

Wow dude seriously get some fucking help you sound like a serial killer

So... Doug Jones is a gosh-darned treasure, and very likely superhuman, is what you’re saying.