Ugh, my bad - my sarcasm detector is broken today.

Van Halen. Because they could then suspect things like their requirements for various safety precautions, electrical capacity, etc, might've been ignored as well, and that meant it's time to do a full inspection.

And now I need a new calendar app. If only Google Calendar on iOS would use the icon badge as a “day of the month” indicator like Sunrise and others do.

I liked last month’s Petit Vour better, I think. The huge-sized, gentle cleanser from Blissoma was great, vs the tiny one - filled with skin-irritating ingredients like citrus and mint, ugh - from Ursa Major. Just because I’m against animal cruelty doesn’t mean I want a cornucopia of random “natural” ingredients for…

Probably sort of a “everyone else does it when they visit, so go ahead if you like” attitude.

Because taxes not only vary by state, but also by county and sometimes city. Chain department stores would go berserk trying to deal with stuff like customized (pre-printed, store branded) clothing tags with different prices for, say, the city of Chicago versus a different store in the same county as Chicago but not…

The problem is that she was taking their standard items and selling them, claiming they were totally her own mixes, while other companies acknowledged they resold some other products.

Worse yet, adults can get it without the whooping. They just think it’s a bad cold - and then transmit it to someone vulnerable.

Sometimes, and some fruit. Generally apples, occasionally oranges. Sometimes you get the deal on the 3-lb bag of apples and discover they’re mealy and bruised and that’s why they were on sale, or the bag of oranges had a couple moldy ones in the middle and now you’re wondering if it’s safe to keep the others (or maybe…

Oo, yeah, tips. Tons of salons claim “can’t tip on a card” - which really means “we don’t want to pay transaction fees and taxes on something that the employee gets.”

Our state’s DMV takes Mastercard, AmEx, or Discover - or cash, check, or traveler’s check. Not Visa. 3 guesses as to what my debit and credit cards are branded as. :(

Turn him to face away if you’re embarrassed!

Because that’s man’s law, not God’s, or some BS like that.

Variation: God did some bailing out of the humans when humanity was young, but at some point, they need tough love. You get old enough, you have to fend for yourselves, and spoiling you by running to take care of everything isn’t going to help you in the long run.

Deep dish is tourist food.

Women tend to meet and befriend men in other ways other than finding some random dude on the subway/passing on the street. How many of your close personal friends have you met in that fashion?

She wasn’t asking a dude out. She wants to read. Period.

Oh god, yes. Between that amusement park and the motel... brr.

Trust me, long legs and not a size 0/2 isn’t a picnic either.

Vegetarian here, and no I do not eat meat while drunk - but I’ve basically had to give up fries and pizza (barring tiny orders now and then) because holy crap, I can put that stuff away even when not drunk. Pizza is one serving size for me, I do not care how big it is, and I will eat even faster if the pizza is…