Just needs to update his name to “That Ghost That Said Those Things.”

I find that I get worried about “doing it wrong” or making an ugly pattern... I think maybe I need to destress before I can destress. :/

“Natural causes” means it’s your body or an illness causing the death; the type caused by an active intervention of some kind is “unnatural death”, which is homicide, suicide, accidents, that kind of thing. I think “natural causes” gets used so often in the elderly because at that point, few people really care what…

Yeah, they mean not drugs, not murder, not suicide, etc. Old folks usually have some other mechanism involved (heart failure, complications of pneumonia, etc.) but “natural causes” is a convenient catch-all for them.

No, I sympathize. As someone who tries to be a protein-loading, health-conscious vegetarian who doesn’t ask for alterations (other than an occasional “forget the bun”*)... sometimes you’re fucked when it comes to restaurant choices, and sometimes you say stupid shit reflexively as a result. But I refuse to apologize…

My BF had a yellowjacket get inside the rim of his soda without him noticing. He sips, yellowjacket gets taken into his mouth and stings the inside of his lower lip, he spits out yellowjacket and stomps it. It swelled so badly he thought it was going to split his lip, and a combination of ice and antihistamines helped…

Not mine, but someone I know: She was renting an apartment and had a recurring issue in the bathroom with ants coming in now and then. The ceiling over the shower was slowly beginning to sag a bit, so since she was moving out anyway, the landlord decided to deal with the ceiling problem after the move, figuring it was…

Ugh, I know the feeling.

Do! Welcome to Night Vale is really damned awesome.

Thanks for featuring cruelty-free boxes. I subscribed to Petit Vour after reading a few months’ worth of the box recaps and got this when I saw the cute lipstick tube. As I mentioned in another post, I’m using it more like lip balm since the color is too subtle. Even the Petit Vour site doesn’t have that color for…

Agreed, I’ve been treating it more like a lip balm since the color is so faint.

Huge Cosmetics Cop fan here; I love that they reference actual research.

Try running away in those little foam flip-flops!

Keep scrolling, he was talking about the sequel.

Thousand Island Dressing is a lightly tangy salad dressing that has a creamy base and some sort of tomato/chili sauce mixed in (along with other ingredients), turning it a light orange color.

I haven’t tried it a whole lot, but it seemed to work the couple times I looked? Maybe it’s hit-or-miss.

If you start up the News app, you can scroll through and choose from (easily) several dozen source and topic suggestions that are then used in your Spotlight news feed.

I’m surprised your winning tale didn’t result in a ‘gimp bag’ too!

I’d guess that considering the amount of blood flow to both “head” areas, both would bleed pretty furiously from even small wounds.

I believe the poster is questioning whether there are any attorneys, perhaps who might be a fan of the Jezebel site (and thus probably well-disposed towards the victim), who might assist in defending this woman if Johnson retaliates for her breaking the agreement.