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They're made to wear helmets supposedly for a reason. Not to mention the NFL's history of suppressing data on the actual side effects minimizing this until extremely recently. You might think getting a little forgetful in your 50s or 60s is worth it if you were a world-class player before then, but you probably…

It was probably improved with the pig's blood.

This. As a very, very white gal, I have had this and would eat it again. In tacos and stuff, not like a big plate of huitlacoche, though. (It's mushrooms!)

I think they're gone... I keep clicking add to cart and Amazon forwards to a "your shopping cart is empty" message.

I think they're gone... I keep clicking add to cart and Amazon forwards to a "your shopping cart is empty" message.

Just noticed - "his siblings" meaning my husband's siblings, not the FIL's. So yeah, it's even worse in that they all grew up with that abusive BS but don't you dare try to remove yourself from dealing with it. Misery loves company I guess.

Did that with my father-in-law for several months and what shocked me most was that his siblings - who would wail about what a horrible human being he was behind his back - closed ranks and shunned my husband and I for cutting him out of our lives. I know they were all deeply messed up by their abusive upbringing,…

...I knew someone with that real name. (Not Penis Penis. Or Eric. But I have known some Erics, actually.) Too funny that someone actually chose it.

They rubber-band shut the claws of live lobsters to keep them from fighting back. Matt offered to let the unruly customer try to barehanded catch as many lobsters as he could - as long as the lobsters got those huge claws freed up to snap at him.

Mine faded finally after (mumblety) years of being out of the industry. But I have never seen anything nearly that hardcore.

Oh this was... much, much longer ago than that. Much. But yeah, since nothing else was missing from our regular supply orders, I totally believe that it was actually a thing and not just screwed-up ordering or financial issues.

I worked at a crappy restaurant chain that had an all-you-can-eat buffet, and the most popular item on it, when we had it, was chicken wings. We all hated chicken wing days because they took 8.5 minutes from frozen to done in the deep fryer, and that is for-fucking-ever when you have a sudden rush and people standing…

Thank you, I thought I was losing my mind. I don't know a whole lot of Italian, but I could not figure out why you'd have less of an n-sound in the middle of "pene" than in "penne."

Well that explains why they sell devices that cost thousands but don't even have a goddamned digital display - gotta be able to fudge those results somehow depending on how well your mark is buying the line of bull.

Ugh, another level of passive-aggressiveness there.

Wow. Well, that's pretty pointless.

"Close enough"? Like my sister-in-law who was super-particular about her gifts but knowingly bought my husband (her brother) the wrong size shoes for Christmas one year, just because she couldn't be bothered to try harder.

What IS that?

For what it's worth, I'm glad you're free of that now.

Why not skip the middle process and just go for the booze?