I know you’re saying you’re “thinking out loud,” but you’re hitting the same thought-wall that the forced-birthers hit, which they never bother to realize is only 3 inches tall and really easy to step over.

I’ve never understood the appeal of Miles Teller, anyway, but the mustache makes him even more unappealing.

If it’s any reassurance, most women aren’t disparaging “mediocre” men for having mediocre looks, intelligence, jobs, etc. The mediocrity we want to avoid is the historical mediocrity of men’s contribution to relationships. E.g., expecting the woman to be attuned and attentive to his needs and wants without trying to…

I hadn’t heard of that excuse for making a date pay for you and think it’s kind of dumb (I’d say paying for your date should be strictly voluntary). However, while you may not have asked her to wear makeup, you didn’t have to...

I’d never heard of the birds called ortolans—I had to look it up. So I first thought this was a super obscure and disturbing Star Wars reference (the Ortolans are the race of blue elephant guys—one is seen in Jabba’s palace playing a piano-like instrument). Learn something new every day, haha.

Hailey Bieber has a very plain face. If it weren’t for the expensive skincare, makeup, and styling, she’d look like any other skinny white girl her age that you wouldn’t notice on the street (she kinda does anyway—I have to relearn her face every time I see an article about her). If she feels she’s had to work extra…

So many women have long been subsidizing men’s promiscuous sex lives by paying the bulk of contraceptive costs. Now they want to increase that gap even more? Of course they do.

It seems they’re specifically against preventative care because they only see it as “preventative” if you’re doing something they don’t like. This ignores the fact that, whether they like it or not, the reason insurance funds preventative care is because it saves everyone money by, you know, preventing worse, more…

I’m not a legal expert, but my understanding was that John Roberts’ opinion “concurred” in that it supported upholding the Mississippi ban on abortions after 15 weeks. But the reason he issued a separate opinion was because he did not support overturning Roe v. Wade entirely (at least not at this point in time), or…

Thank you for not posting another large photo of Gaetz, since I reflexively close the browser whenever his visage enters my field of view. His “thumb” insult is particularly ridiculous because his appearance would be drastically improved by replacing his face with a literal thumb.

“Let that unborn child be born, and if at that time, you don’t feel like you can care for it, you don’t have the means or the wherewithal, then Sarah and I will take that baby.” —Forced-birther coach

I think about this, too. If the soul is implanted in an egg at the moment of fertilization, what do they think happens to the “souls” of all the fetuses that die, say, in the first trimester? Do they go to hell because they aren’t baptized (that’s...not very benevolent or loving). Are they just recycled and put in…

I know I’m not the only one who’s hoped that someday Chris Evans and I would bump into each other.

Yup. Never mind that God is also the world’s leading abortion provider (ending something like 20% of all pregnancies).

Hmm, and anyone who is capable of becoming pregnant will have to take a prenatal vitamin (with folate) every day for all the years of their lives that they are capable of becoming pregnant. Because, of course, you’re supposed to start taking them at least a month BEFORE you become pregnant to reduce the chance of the…

If you’re a 17-year-old kid, and some celebrity (even celebrities get star struck by other celebrities) DMs you asking you to help her hook up with your coworker? Of course you’re going to share that, because it’s funny: Why is she DMing you, when she could just DM the guy? It’s like a middle school dance. And you’re…

What exactly do you think the Bible says about abortion? I was curious, so I did a bit of light Googling. The most direct passage, which is used by some to argue that the Bible would actually support abortion rights, is some story from Exodus where men causing a woman’s potential miscarriage would be dealt a…

Six weeks after the woman’s missed menstrual period is before many women even realize they’re pregnant.

Pluto is in the “same place” it was on July 4, 1776 as specified by its tropical position (27° Capricorn 34'), but it has yet to complete a full orbit around the sun since that date. That won’t happen for another two years (Pluto’s orbit takes 248.09 years to orbit the sun). The mismatch of dates is due to the Earth’s…

Ugh, I hope someone can be found to sub. Extra-large classes would be an extra-large pain. Good luck.