This also occurred to me. Like, there could have been a reason the father didn’t get any of the money. If Trump wants to throw pocket change [for him] at people, he can do that, but don’t make a mess of it by saying you’ll send it, then don’t, then when it’s public say it’s in the mail. And definitely don’t expect…

It also occurs to me that if Trump is as rich as he says he is, him giving someone $25,000 is like me giving someone 50 cents. So like, it’s a generous gesture, but not too generous.

Thanks for posting that, since so many people seem to have a hard time with the First Amendment, including another poster up there who began their own comment with “I don’t see how people have such a hard time with the First Amendment.”

I started reading this as

It’s the only thing he knows about farmers. And the only thing he can say/show about them that seems like a compliment to him. He can’t show a photo of farmers actually...farming. Ew. Gross.

Because she’s never been raped, and she wants more and more women to be raped so she can feel superior to them. Either that or she has been raped, and she’s filled with self-loathing because of it and wants more company so she can maybe feel better. And of course, in order for her to feel superior to rape victims, she…

I didn’t know, and I definitely read a lot more entertainment news than the average person. Maybe I don’t read the right entertainment news, but it’s a hobby, so how do I know the right things to read? I expect studio heads to know more about powerful people in Hollywood than I do, but I actually hope all our…

I think it’s the same situation that sometimes you find yourself in where you don’t know how to answer a question, e.g.,

States with fewer people than Puerto Rico include

When I was in third grade, my favorite TV show was Lamb Chop’s Play-Along. I knew I was a little old for it, but it was still so fun, I couldn’t help loving it.

If an embryo is a full person with full rights, then let’s treat them the way we treat any other person and NOT LET THEM LIVE INSIDE OF OTHER PEOPLE’S BODIES. WTF, these people make no fucking sense. It’s infuriating.

71 percent of 512 female respondents said they had been sexually harassed during field work

Yes, this is definitely their thinking. Wish I were made of money so I could buy them all up from now until they’re banned (if they’re banned—we can’t get ahead of ourselves). Then melt them.

There are infinite universes for each and every infinite possibility. This means that to say something is “possible” is to say, “there exists a universe where this is true.”

Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos, who is worth $1.25 billion

Well, in the cartoon above showing the west coast states, he’s presumably caricaturing Japanese Americans, who were not the enemy. Mistaking them as such is one of many shameful U.S. actions of the 20th century. As someone else mentioned, though, he was working for the War Department, so this was hardly his idea…

Hmm, I’m trying to come up with something that plays with “cutting” as in “cutting in line” along with the idea of waiting in the “return line.” But I can’t make it elegant while still making sense. Like, “We’re still waiting in line for those returns! No cutting!” A bit awkward still. Maybe someone else could make it…

Heh. When I start typing “do” into Google, my top suggestions are

I like Hawaiian, too! But I know it’s weird so I appreciate the joke as well.

Someone was providing her material? I thought the reason her acts were kinda boring was that she’s only 12 and writing her own stuff, and once she had writers (as she hopefully with in Vegas) she would be better. Well, I guess she just needs someone to provide her better material.