Apparently it’s 6 singers (including opera, jazz, country, pop, some children, some singer-songwriters), 3 ventriloquists, and 3 others (dogs, dancer, and a magician). Ventriloquism is impressive, but not so impressive compared to other talents as to justify its anomalous success in this competition. I guess it’s…

She is super talented, but I don’t find her act entertaining. Extremely impressive, but once you’ve recognized, “Oooh, wow, she can really belt it out with her jaw clenched, and she’s only 12!” then it’s kind of a snooze. I will concede that the old lady puppet act got entertaining at the end, but it was mostly…

The typo was in the original Deadline article, but the website is grademymovie.com, not grademymove.com. I know that by context it should be obvious, but I was dumb enough to copy+paste and was momentarily confused when the website didn’t exist.

And she said she “appreciates the merits” of Study Tech, while she didn’t say she appreciated the merits of any of the other religions she’s played with. That makes it sound like she has a favorite.

I’m so sick of male being the “default” voice. I was actually really excited when Stephen Colbert got a female announcer at the beginning of his show, because I had noted how all the shows I watched with announcers seemed to have men by default. It’s an issue with all voiceover work, that it seems they only use women…

Were you making a joke in mentioning the Jessica Chastain episode on purpose? ;)

I was thinking, what if there had been a gif like that with Obama hitting Romney, and Obama had retweeted it? I know that all “What if Obama had...” scenarios never had and never will have any meaning to the Trump-supporting hypocrites. But sometimes I go there just to remind myself what a normal world looks like.

I’m confused by the girls standing awkwardly to either side of the doors. Are they part of the sororities? Representatives of the Collegiate Panhellenic Council making the video? Or girls who just knocked on the door and got a big surprise?

Where’s Pruitt to say, “Now is not the time to talk about immigration and travel bans. Now is the time to help people who were harmed by the attack! etc.” Ugh.

I feel for the kids whose parents didn’t raise them to be douchebags more

He was investigating the removal and rearrangement of neolithic stones as the possible work of dark wizards for an ancient dark ritual. But it turned out it was just muggles being dumbasses.

YES. How can they make this mistake? This is serious business, dammit!

Yeah, about like Rachel McAdams looked in the movie. I think the stage is a little more forgiving than the screen, though, with age stretching.

I was just reminiscing about this one memory I have from DARE. It was the first day, and the officer picked 4 of us to do a short skit. We went into the corner and she whispered to us what the scenario would be, what we would do, and then we went to act it out in front of the class. But 10-year-old me was a little…

But when a terrorist attack happens, that is the PERFECT time to talk about Trump’s travel ban. Don’t bother waiting to see if the terrorists were from any of the countries on the travel ban list—you go right ahead and promote that travel ban.

The white power cake is easy: You just say, “Sorry, we don’t make white power cakes at this establishment.” It’s not wrong to not offer a specific product. As for your sister’s abusive ex, you can refuse to serve him because he’s a terrible asshole. If he happens to be, say, Jewish, you can’t say, “I refuse to make…

Ha, I mean, she’s an adult and can take care of herself (at least the real life JLaw can...not sure about the movie character). But when I first saw the trailer, I said, “Why is it called mother? She looks like his daughter!”

They don’t want anything. Their brains haven’t developed enough to desire. But if you’re concerned, a lot of people do stand up for them, without good reason (and often with malicious intent), and that’s a problem.

Uh, these are kids. They don’t pay for their meals no matter where they come from. And they go to school to get a free education, so are you also concerned they’ll be unhealthy for thinking “educating me is the government’s job”? This is all more of the same as far as the kids are concerned, so they’re not going to…

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