Methinks that in this particular case, “a BROAD inquiry” may not be the best verbiage.

You’re not entirely wrong, but things have changed. I’m 36 and just because kids bandied “faggot” around when I was growing up doesn't mean it's ok to use.

“I think, therefore I am not Matt Millen.”

Something’s gotta give DUH

Really? How would you have handled it?

Totally... I think we all realize that major college football is a minor league NFL spinoff and might be a little embarrassed about loving it (at times), but then you see a Descartian reference or something highbrow next to a “Stoops rhymes with Poops” sign and all is right with the world.

I hate the NFL: conceptually, product-wise, and what is happening to the 49ers.

I like that whole read but “nasty, brutish and long” is great. Football is Hobbesian and even Machiavellian and we, collectively, love to hate it.

“...tied for their most World Series rings since 1908.”

Note: I lean solidly liberal and this note is not intended to troll.

Your politics aside, you sound like someone who’s smart but not that smart and really likes getting pedantic and ad hominem-y.

“Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, YOU’RE COOL, fuck you, peace I’m outta here.”

That you sure are one sporty lesbian?

What can you say? Simmons has THE RIGHT STUFF.

My take home from this article?:

If I can unlock my iPhone with my fingerprint, you'd think maybe we could apply a similar technology to guns by now.

Cool story, brah. I’m gonna go look at some Pornhub now.

Serious question: what do you do when an adorable kid holds up a sign for 9 innings when you’re sitting in the row behind him? If it’s a 40 year old man, you ask politely and then punch him in the dick, but how about an 8 year old.

Oh god... is that Dave Duerson in the background? Nice eye, if so.

I’m Jewish and this one made me lol.