Wow. I thought that would run out of steam halfway through, but all the ducks lined up pretty well.

Where life’s squares fit into neat little circles. -fixed your post!

Excellent Johnny Cash reference, my young millenial! (Golf clap).

Uhh, I believe that's rYley Cole Daniels, good sir.

Go suck on a Lemon.

It’s a black fly in your chardonnay...

When you take a picture with Pete Rose and HE is the one with the pained expression, thatsa problem.

Let's take as an example what's happening around 2:30:

If he's being a douche, I'll buy it. :)

Fuck Chandler Parsons because... he left for the Mavs?

Better yet, ask Tecmo Bowl:

A little Seguin-ref interaction can't make a Stars-Oilers game any worse, amirite?

This happened a few hours ago and there's 14 responses. Jesus.

Bravo, bravo, well said.

Holy shit, I had to stop being mesmerized by #46, who I'll loosely characterize as a "nickelback," waddle back on D.

This.

Love it, fellas. I think some of the best moments in life are when you have that "I'm a quintessentially bougie motherfucker and I don't belong at [insert hoity-toity gathering here], but even though I feel mildly uncomfortable, the fuck if I'm not going to milk it for all it's worth."

A condemned punk house? Definitely wasn't the SHITTIEST costume there, assuming anyone was dressed up as GG Allin.

Honestly, I was feeling a combo of JP77 and your responses: "What balls. No, what assholes. Yayyyyy, Halloween?"

October 2001, I went to a Halloween party. There were two guys dressed as tall buildings. Suddenly, there's a noise from behind the couch. It sounds like a gurgling drunk guy going "BUH BUH BUH. BUH BUH BUHHHHHHH DUUUURRRRRRR." The two buildings start swaying.