It would be tough for a former NFL player to go.......in disguise. ;)

Bojack Clemson

Dude, it’s at the White House. That used to mean something. But hey, if you want to meet the President and eat like you’re having an after-game birthday party with your elementary school basketball team, go ahead.

Patrick, it doesn’t matter whether or not he said it. It’s that we believed that he might have said it when we first heard about the meme, which, in the end, is no different than if he had actually said it.

You gotta feel for these kids. At the beginning of the year, nobody thought Boise State could win, let alone compete in, the Servpro First Responder Bowl. Unfortunately they won’t have a chance to prove them wrong. Hate to see that. 

I’m sure Kyle Korver will have a tough time fitting into Salt Lake City. I think their next three trades will be for Steve Blake, Ashton Kutcher and milk.

This is true. Was just tossing a quick sketch out there knowing full well that on a hockey post, the inimitable Le Comte de Brûleur would show up to lay a pile of paragraphs on us which would give the great Pink Skull as much, or even more information than he could possibly want.  I’m just a back-up trying to do my…

The MSU Goal: So, Hot Right Now, Maybe We Just Lay Low For A While

Which I didn’t do.

A thousand Donald Trumps at a thousand keyboards would never compose tweets that clear, concise, or honest

Manzplaining.

To be called: Basic Adherence To Heuristic Special Algorithms Linked Together. Or BATHSALT for short.

Sounds like McEntee should prepare for a Civil ConFLiCT.

The Great North Sea Fleshlight. Typically gyrates on the bottom but easily beached by irritation from sand.

It stinks!

I understand where you’re coming from. But I don’t know what you want.

Mozzarella is a filler cheese. It is the cantaloupe-in-a-fruit-basket of cheeses.

“How long do you cook it for, Andy?”

If only his offensive lines blocked like his arteries...

Every Sportscenter anchor is annoying as hell. And I would know, as I once batted .165 in more than 200 plate appearances for the Mets.