A condemned punk house? Definitely wasn't the SHITTIEST costume there, assuming anyone was dressed up as GG Allin.

Honestly, I was feeling a combo of JP77 and your responses: "What balls. No, what assholes. Yayyyyy, Halloween?"

October 2001, I went to a Halloween party. There were two guys dressed as tall buildings. Suddenly, there's a noise from behind the couch. It sounds like a gurgling drunk guy going "BUH BUH BUH. BUH BUH BUHHHHHHH DUUUURRRRRRR." The two buildings start swaying.

I love Gronk. Anyone watch Bojack Horseman on the 'Flix? He's like Vincent Adultman, all growns up.

She said "That's not the first time I've heard that!"

Inconceivable, 32_Footsteps.

I'm going to handle this as diplomatically as I can: I will continue to not patronize PYT and thinking the Eagles suck.

But this one goes to eleven.

Lol, I was think that he looks like the lead singer of an elderly Hasidic Creed cover band. Well played.

I go to A's games for about $15, and went to SF Bulls (ECHL/AA/hockey, as you know) for $10.

And...

This didn't end well for CC Sabathia.

Not taking any sides here preemptively, but why is his hole in shorts pedophilia joke necessarily homophobic? (I'm not kidding, and welcome you to tell me why it's demonstrably homophobic. If I'm wrong, I'll promptly admit it).

are you sad because this is three more times than you've gotten Ley'd in your life?

semibadger, ur the moran.

Maybe time has warped my memory, but didn't he have a season where he hit like .213 with 22 homers and 34 singles? What a stud, I miss those guys.

Thanks on all counts.

Fucking Christ. I always imagined Magary as Drew Carey meets Chris Farley ALL CAPS.

Should the threshold for DHs getting in be higher? Sure.

so very dumb