Duh, I mean, there's a freeeeeeewayyyyyyyyy, runnin' through the yard.

HULK ANGRY!!! HULK SMASH!!11!!11

Looks like a trailer for a Teddy Roosevelt biopic.

I believe you spelled "favorite" wrong, hoser.

Umm, isn't the Marlins' attendance too low to have any statistical significance?

"There's 537 people here. That's what happens when you win 11 of 13!!!11!!"

I believe the league you're referring to is the QMJHL, Frenchie. ;)

As a 34 year old who loves Chuck Klosterman, I am ok with this.

Go watch the Family Guy episodes "The Road to Germany" and (I believe) "The Road to the Multiverse" and tell me MacFarlane NEVER has smart humor.

Kevin Garnett didn't go to college.

I C WAT U DID THAR ESPN

Anyone have link to full exchange? I need more.

I'd rather hear about a pitcher "sexing the baseball" than Chad Curtis "sexing the 15 year old PE student" any day.

I'm Jewish, and I gotta say that, Nazi stuff *is* pretty fascinating. The Luger was an interesting handgun, Roemmel was a helluva field commander, etc.

He might want to think about the amateur draft. Between his tweets and interviews, being a professional copywriter probably ain't in his future.

I'm going to make about $800-900 this weekend reffing ice hockey and lacrosse. Considering that I'm going back to grad school in the fall and won't have time for a 'real' job, I find the side money excellent, even in my early 30's.

There's a star for you.

please please please bring him to Oakland for a Reddick PA.

Hopefully, and this is a stretch, but... Snowden:government/NSA skullfuckery::Gordon:NFL asinine pot rules.

Wow, thanks for that.

Ya got me intrigued. A cursory Google search came back with a lamely parked collegefanz.com and a snippet from Rasmussen's Wiki. Tell me more about WTF that site was/your experience, plz.

Yeah, but thats CDN$, so that's like $8 and change US.