Did you just get bit by a horse? Did a riding club deny you? did a girl who belongs to a riding club deny you? This has personal vendetta written all over it.

Does the bezel randomly fly off and eviscerate anyone standing nearby? No? Then I fail to see the connection with Group B.

*Should HAVE been you, terriblehuman

In Australia do they have to turn the phone clockwise or counter clockwise to get into landscape mode?

I still do this as a 31 year old adult man. Growing up is for suckers.

Buy plebe bottled water? You mean a plastic bottle of water? My good sir, my bottles of water are glass. If I need anything, Jeves, following in the Rolls will make a funnel with his suit sleeve and add the necessary fluids.

Nooo, I’m an accident. There’s a difference.

We compete in a niche sport that we’re at constant risk of losing. A positive image of us, our community, and our sport is critical to our survival. I have zero sympathy for anyone who puts all that at risk just so they can have 15 minutes of fame

I met Bruce at a hotel downroute during his Astreus years - I think it was somewhere in the Canaries but it was a long time and a crate full of alcohol ago so I wouldn’t bet my life on it - and he’s awesome.

\m/ you won’t be missed \m/

Oh.

Lauda told Ferrari to stay home and stick to what they know, making spaghetti. They have now figured out the fastest way to grate all of that pecorino romano. I hear they have also developed a corkscrew attachment for the starter. Grazie Mille Ferrari!

But they’re tufted! By hand. Besides, nothing screams class like making your friends take their shoes off before they get in your car. It’s just the kind of eccentric behavior that should be expected of someone driving a $181,000 Honda.

Are you calling my ‘94 Metro a drift car?

The punishment that must be felt by the occupants, shitting right on top of the front axle, is almost too much to think about.

They’d just cut holes in the floor and crawl out.

nitro = nitromethane, the awesome liquid fuel NHRA sucks-and-blows by the gallons per run in their 10,000 HP beasts

In the places I’ve been that they don’t wear shoes, they don’t want shoes. They do everything barefoot, and that’s the way they’ve grown up, so that’s the way they want it.

We finally get a back-to-basics, classic Bond movie and critics seem to keep shitting on it because it isn’t the dark, gritty, new “batman” experience that they loved in Skyfall.