So it will just be a jailbroken android phone that he buys cheap from a place in china then slaps an Elon logo on then?

Talking shit might feel good in the moment, but is actually unproductive in the long run.

Actually privately criticizing their boss - the firings from Slack only became public after he snooped on their conversations to fire them, and then complained about them in public himself. 

Musk said he was a “free speech absolutionist” tho, weird!

BTW if you ever wondered what it would be like if Trump was actually the billionaire he said he was. This is what it would look like. This right here. With the same exact outcome. 

I wonder if Elon is shooting for a “if I had a dollar for every poor decision I’ve made in the last two weeks” angle to recoup his losses.

Elon’s treating Twitter like one of those dudes who’s obsessed with a particular MMO, but thinks the devs are idiots and he knows how to run things soooo much better.

Whatever happened to the cool electric car/Mars guy? How did he go from hip to laughing stock so quickly?

I know its a hot take but this Elon guy seems like he might be a piece of shit.

Elon wants to surround himself with yes men and other sycophants.

Someone set me straight if I’m off, but aren’t these colors still just RGB values like every color? Like, if I look up Pantone 17-3938 Very Peri (the 2022 “Color of the Year”, which is apparently a thing Pantone does) on their website, it (comically) blurs the RGB values. But a simple screenshot and MS Paint tells me…

I thought it was an odd choice until I got to the “cocktease” component of the quote and I guess they just really leaned into the innuendo of it all. 

Edging on, edge us, etc is not a substitute or recognized alternative for egging on, egg us. It read as a non sequitur until I realized the error.

A popular Minecraft streamer shows his face for the first time.

So she hates the monarchy, for a lot of great reasons. I get it, I think the queen worship is really fucking weird.

The real tragedy here is that this woman’s otherwise substantiated anger
1. is completely misguided, because the queen - because of the monarchy - had barely any actual power over, let alone hands in decisions made by the British Empire in regards of “theft” and genocides in the last 70 years,
2. is - especially if held…

I have little interest in yet another pointless CG “live action” remake of a classic animated film but this young woman sure has a great singing voice which is nice.

Dynamic Island (*shudders* of embarrassment) looks kinda great? Well, I should say the UI & animations look kinda great. It’s still just a dead pill in the center of the screen, but they made it dynamic, which I didn’t see coming. 

Apple Engineer: “So if you want both a full screen phone and Face ID, you need a punch hole in the screen.”