Private mode, boss. Private mode. Hiding is NOT lying.

Who are those two? Are they politicians? They don’t seem familiar.

Since they don’t play a role in the Democratic Party other than “voter”, I don’t see your point. This is newsworthy because this guy is a Texas GOP official.

I mean, to be fair, nearly every elected official is a dipshit.

Yes. An elected official and two random dipshits are totally the same thing and should be held in the same standard.

And all the hot air she generates is causing global warming and hurricanes.

The knowledge...IT BUUUUUUURRRRRNS!

Well now you know. You’re welcome.

My god those right-wing echo chambers are awful.

Can’t hear you over the sound of exploding batteries.

Lol. I meant to ask which image was layered over the other. Flag over rainbow or the other way around... Or maybe both simultaneously?

Neither. They are equal partners in a totally legal flag marriage.

There you go!

I am not mad, a bro, and I have no idea what my choice of fruit has to do with this. But thank you for taking the time to write such a poignant response to my comment.

I laughed. I cried. I was surprised. But I was never let down. 10/10. Would read joke again.

Why not? iOS now has the (few) good features that were previously Android-exclusive, so Apple users should actually be pretty happy right now. As both an iOS dev and user, I know I am! :)

How about “Rendering your users incapable of dealing with any other operating system”?

Look, you do as you’re told and you drink that damn kool-aid. OK?!

That’s not to say Apple doesn’t have plenty of original ideas worth stealing

Apple nerds are not going to like this.