The sound of a million roses crying out along the Path of the Beam...

“Watch hundreds of young Japanese amateurs get creamed by three pros.”

Me too.

Snoke is TK-421. He’s been seeking vengeance against the men who knocked him out and stole his armor 35 years ago.

McAdoo says he is not interested in perceptions that he has lost the team.

*Junior turns on a 2015 Mets game, Warthen is chatting with Bartolo Colon*

I think Charmin Sandiego is a better name than The Mad Pooper.

Is that a laden or unladen raven?

I like the idea of him blossoming into this awesome talent that runs NYC like some sorta Eastern European giraffe version of Mickey Mantle.

If shorts are good enough to save someone’s life or lift heavy boxes, they are good enough to attend a powerpoint presentation meeting and say things like touch base, run it up the flag pole and circle back

They should have had Bill Callahan’s son present him the medal.

It’s a good word when used properly, like “The governor believes in a holistic approach to education, where focus is not just on schools but also on improving conditions at home for at-risk youth so that they can focus on their studies.”

I tell ya...

I can’t help but think that Windhorst probably googled “What does marijuana smell like” before chiming in.

My hot-take belief is that the value provided by one-of-a-kind quarterbacks like Manning, Brady et al. isn’t really in whatever they throw for or how they manage a game, it’s that they take out the fatal attraction so many teams have with winning a draft on a single pick, or a pick at a skill position. It’s true that…

Can’t wait until the midterms when we can finally slapshot these dummies out of the ballpark for a three point golazo spare. FORE!

TED Talks and podcasts are another way of how I diversify my own information bias

He loooooved gooooooolllllddd.

This proves that he finishes 4th of his Dad’s favorite kids