MLS: Johnson?

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You don’t even want to know what they were tweeting at Ha Ha Clinton-Dix

Good thing Torry Holt is retired or who knows what kind of hell would have broken loose.

You mean Meg Trump.

My grandma had one of those, but it was like a faux Tiffany lamp so there was very little surface area to actually touch. Plus we got in trouble for constantly touching it on and off.

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Don’t forget Hernandez and Darling were teammates with Bob Ojeda who survived a boating accident that killed 2 Indians pitchers. Probably stirred up a lot emotions in there to see this again.

Not many people know this but Milwaukee actually comes from an old Ojibwe word meaning “Yeah, but what about Black on Black crime?”

Oh, look, a white person who is offended to see his demographic discussed in the way every other demographic is routinely discussed.

Kirk Cameron’s birthday party. Evidently, the other guests were left behind.

Nice to know Al Pacino is still able to find work.

I was hoping to see nature take its course in the form of some duck eating. But I’ll come back next Friday. In the meantime, what a good, great set of bears we have here.

It’s fine. I did Popeye & Olive Oyl with my old lady once. Threw up at the end of the night into my spinach can. Worth it.

“If you look at young men aged 21-30 with educations below a bachelor’s degree”

To your last point, are you suggesting that only deadspin commenters use venn diagrams? Dog, I can buy up a dozen different 6th grade math books from the 70's to refute that.

People Magazine said that? I thought they’d be more focused on Brad & Angelina’s divorce.

Mike Ditka is a fucking asshole and people worshiping him always perplexes me. Rich Kotite could’ve won with the 85 Bears.

Throwback Day: it’s not just for uniforms anymore.  

They should honor the original spirit of the award and all recipients should come up with an innovative way to re-take The Philippines.