Best entrance music ever?

What is reading? Like the railroad on Monopoly?

Jesus! How often do you shit?

What’s to regret about the name “Milton?”

+1 str

Joseph MCarthy? G. Gordon Liddy? Himmler? I mean she has a type.

I’m pretty certain they’ve also had Craig James, who killed five hookers while at SMU, on that network as well.

The Blaze is the “media network” that Glenn Beck started when Fox shitcanned him. Essentially this woman works for Glenn Beck.

“How dare you sit there and blame white people for the problems of the minority communities. After all, aren’t you half white? Didn’t two white parents adopt you, after yours weren’t willing to raise you?!”

Donald Trump, or as I like to call him, Human Kinja

¡Muy Am-bien!

Yvan Eht Nioj

I imagine the poop emoji would be ribbed for her pleasure.

please, god, someone tell me they know this book. i can’t have two horribly failed comments on kinja today.

Streganona Jones

And how many women using clinics have complained that protesters weren’t allowed to give them all this information? Oh, right. They can give any of these people permission to do that if they want you. I wonder how many of these harassers are against panhandling.

Oh hell. Sex was Life of Brian. Life of Brian is ruined for me now. “Always Look on the Bright Side of Life” just plays over and over again at the end of that movie, by the way! It’s best just to shut it off! Immediately!

You can come watch with me from now on. I dissect everything in terms of what is a.) organic to the scene or b.) strings the producers pulled.

The problem is they didn’t have any brand name actors. Imagine what a huge success it would have been (Ben?) had it starred Adam Sandler.

A bronzed god with silver hair issues forth a golden shower.