WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU GUYS?

I must say - I’m usually not fond of the Adequate Man posts, but this is one of the good ones.

I had my daughter read the draft of this post before it went up, as I usually have her do when she’s mentioned in my writing. She thinks the article’s fine but would like to add that she really did brush her teeth and try to sleep in those instances. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

What the eff, Brian?!

He so much more like Pete in real life.

be back to 100 percent

BUY Bushwood? YOUUUUU!

A Bruh vs. Bro debate. The downfall of western civilization is complete.

This is my favorite thing that I have read today. Thank you.

A prodigy in our midst!

on a lighter note baby I’m really proud of your typing

That is incredible. When Greg Norman collapsed on the golf course, he always had to wait until Thursday to get back out there.

I thought that would have been Fleshbot’s domain.

If the Yankees would just wear cotton uniforms, maybe they would relax more.

Bourgeois tried to storm the Royals clubhouse after the game, but they had already fled to Boston.

With 0 Kelvins, Carolina’s offense is gonna go cold.

I imagine I’m the janitor, and you’re the janitor’s wife, who has to live with me in the utility room.

“Motherfucker”

God, that last one is like a Monty Python sketch. It’s ex-ice cream! It’s ice cream pining for the fjords!

Andrew Luck is going to be the richest athlete ever. His salary won’t even include all that extra cash he makes by charging people to cross the bridge he lives under.