Morata and Pogba should star in a sitcom together about two guys who become roommates after being dumped by their ex-girlfriends. Carlos Tevez could be their kooky across-the-hall neighbor.

Glenn is very Mark David Chapman

its going to sound like im making it up, but i swear its true: literally the only bit of american idol ive ever watched was when i switched to the channel a couple minutes early because i wanted to watch whatever was on next. it was the end of the show and that old guy was singing pants on the ground (which i was…

Man, just when you think you’ve seen every kind of organic/vegan elitist...

American rock band KISS skipped it on its tour in the region, for instance.

Oooh! OOOOOH! Does this mean we can use the Sharia Law defense to get rid of the ridiculous and oppressive Blue Laws in Texas? Because not being able to buy hard liquor on Sunday mornings is definitely infringing upon my beliefs!!!

I think it’s the hair.

Yup... Hopefully a nice techno fix to help increased numbers of people in the water coexist with apex predators.

Was so excited because I live close to the Jersey shore and I love great whites. People here were really excited.

Scientists who tagged Mary Lee in 2012 say that the last time the giant maneater was seen near New York’s murky waters was in 2013.

and sing with Queen.

When reached for comment, Simmons said, “I’m so excited! I’m so excited! I’m so excited! I’m so.... scared!”

NO TAXATION WITHOUT MENSTRUATION

Roger Goodell, just like other ESPN properties

A good segment. Great, in fact.

See, I agree with this wholeheartedly.

Too much work. And if someone could shoot the drink into my mouth with like a turkey baster or something that would be appreciated.

tom brady & barry bonds both went to serra high in san mateo. rumor: school is strong in athletics, light on ethics classes

Brady was just taking some advice from one the greats:

This was an interesting read for me because I don’t comprehend the fear of flying. Since I was a little girl I’ve revelled in the exhilaration of flight, and as a direct result I’m an airline pilot. Which brings me to my question for you - what can I do/say that will help those who are fearful during episodes of…